If the mats and the spinners are for the turntable, this is for the rest of you. Soft tees, a cap for the back nine or the back deck, a tote that holds more records than you should really carry at once.
Nothing loud. Just the kind of thing you'd actually wear, with a quiet bit of SlipDaddys on it for the people who get it. And the people who get it always say something.
Not sure where to start? A few reads before you buy.
One slow note a week. New mats, dad jokes, no hype.