One box. One Daddy. You don’t get to choose him, he chooses you.
Here’s the deal. Every box has one of the family sealed inside, printed and balance-checked, ready to ride your record. Might be BBQ Dad, tongs and all. Might be Golf Dad, holding his line. Might be one of the two we haven’t even named yet, or the rare one we don’t talk about. You won’t know until you’ve got the box in your hands and the tape off, which is the whole point.
Six in the series, and they’re each their own bloke. Collect the set the honest way, one flick of fate at a time. Doubles happen. That’s the game. Swap with a mate, or let the doubles start a shelf of their own. Tell yourself you’re only getting one. We both know how this goes.
Preorder
This is a preorder. The first run is with our supplier right now, so you pay today and we post the moment they land. No queue-jumping, no picking, no peeking. Just a box with a bloke in it, on its way to you.
The details
- One random spinner from Series 01, sealed in the box.
- Six to collect, plus the rare couch sleeping Dad. 1 in 83.
- 3D-printed and balance-checked. Sits on any standard 12 inch record while it spins.
- Preorder: ships when the first run arrives.
Take a spin. Mats off to whoever’s inside.
